Coding jokes

BEST JOKE:-
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Nana Patekar
 

Ye dekho …
Ye ‘C’ ka code.. ye ‘C++’ ka code… Ye dono mila diya…
Ab bata saale tester – ‘C’ ka kaunsa, ‘C++’ ka kaunsa???
Jab banane waale ne ismein koi farak nahi kiya to tum kaun ho farak karne waale…. Bata bata

RajKumar :

Jaani,
Jinke khud ke code DOT NET mein hote hai,
Woh JAVA ka certification nahi diya karte!!

Shahrukh Khan.

PM ne kaha Dirty coding Chood do…..
TL ne kaha production main testing chood do…
SSE ne kaha mere modules chepna chood do……
Aur tum kehti ho Google hi chood do……..?????????????

Sunny Deol:

Bench pe bench, bench pe bench, Log paglon ki tarah training mein raat raat bhar padhte rahe aur unhe mili toh sirf bench!
Analysis of algorithm karte karte unki khudki life ban gayi ek unsolvable algorithm aur unhe bhi mili to sirf bench!
Training ke baad proj milega, phir appraisal hoga, phir onsite jaoonga isi soch mein logon ne training clear kar di aur unhe bhi mili toh sirf bench!
Bench par baithe baithe log khud ban gaye hai ek bench, aur phir bhi unhe mili toh bench!

 

Sunny Deol:

Chaddha samjao ise….
Coding karne ke liye jo jigar chahiye hota hai wo kisi bazaar mein nahi milta…
Coder use lekar paida hota hai….
 

Sunny Deol: Best One…

Aur jab yeh Java ka code kisi Dotnet wale ko karna pad jata hai na,
Toh coder uth ta nahi, balki is duniya se uth jaata hai…………

Bang Bang Bang…(on the keyboard)…

 

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3 thoughts on “Coding jokes

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    this must be the leading customer of Pepsi….
    pepsi should give some special discounts or offers to her..;-)
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